Linked in is not a dating site!! Or is it?
Today I checked my Linked in profile and had a pleasant surprise waiting for me in my inbox.. Apparently Richard Gere wanted to connect with me and claimed we knew eachother from the university of Mumbai. That’s funny! I dont recall ever fucking ever visiting India, but I figured okay I am very confused and I must investigate. Now just take a look at the profile I found with my comments below..
“Hello! Thanks for visiting my Profile.
Here is 29+ Smart, Sober, Decent, Straight Forward, Good Looking, Kind Hearted, Soft Spoken, Well Mannered, Well Educated, Hygenic, Pure Vegetarian, Trustworthy …… Gujju Guy from Mumbai.
What does 29+ even mean??? are you really 56?” Good hygene? oh nice one, something tells me that good Hygene and a Gujju Guy from Mumbai don’t go hand in hand.
Basically a Finance Graduate and Professional.
AKA: Unemployed
Besides the hectic working schedules I also offers good Companionship to Most Deserved Females.
No female deserves to be with you and I highly doubt you could even be a good companion to even Pepe Le Pew
You will find me very discreet seductive, sensuous, cultivated, and playful with a very good sense of humor.
By discreet do you mean you are married? or that you will continue to pretend that you are Richard Gere for fear of the real you being rejected?
Specialties
Relaxation of Body n Mind…….
Nobody fucken cares.
PS: ELITE CLASS SOFT SPOKEN KIND HEARTED OPEN MINDED FEMALES CAN CONTACT ME AT s……..@gmail.com
Get the hint, Females don’t want you. Go find the nearest bridge and jump.
Harsh?? Yes, but stupidity breeds stupidity and i’m tired of these morons populating the planet. I mean ..where do I even begin?? He used the exact photo pictured above of Richard Gere holding a rose as his user photo. Does he think this is what American women want? or that were dumb enough to fall for this? What a joke. This has to be a joke.
