This looks so good and healthy.. I would eat it now if I could.. via http://lockerz.com/s/100877612
Linked in is not a dating site!! Or is it?
Today I checked my Linked in profile and had a pleasant surprise waiting for me in my inbox.. Apparently Richard Gere wanted to connect with me and claimed we knew eachother from the university of Mumbai. That’s funny! I dont recall ever fucking ever visiting India, but I figured okay I am very confused and I must investigate. Now just take a look at the profile I found with my comments below..
“Hello! Thanks for visiting my Profile.
Here is 29+ Smart, Sober, Decent, Straight Forward, Good Looking, Kind Hearted, Soft Spoken, Well Mannered, Well Educated, Hygenic, Pure Vegetarian, Trustworthy …… Gujju Guy from Mumbai.
What does 29+ even mean??? are you really 56?” Good hygene? oh nice one, something tells me that good Hygene and a Gujju Guy from Mumbai don’t go hand in hand.
Basically a Finance Graduate and Professional.
AKA: Unemployed
Besides the hectic working schedules I also offers good Companionship to Most Deserved Females.
No female deserves to be with you and I highly doubt you could even be a good companion to even Pepe Le Pew
You will find me very discreet seductive, sensuous, cultivated, and playful with a very good sense of humor.
By discreet do you mean you are married? or that you will continue to pretend that you are Richard Gere for fear of the real you being rejected?
Specialties
Relaxation of Body n Mind…….
Nobody fucken cares.
PS: ELITE CLASS SOFT SPOKEN KIND HEARTED OPEN MINDED FEMALES CAN CONTACT ME AT s……..@gmail.com
Get the hint, Females don’t want you. Go find the nearest bridge and jump.
Harsh?? Yes, but stupidity breeds stupidity and i’m tired of these morons populating the planet. I mean ..where do I even begin?? He used the exact photo pictured above of Richard Gere holding a rose as his user photo. Does he think this is what American women want? or that were dumb enough to fall for this? What a joke. This has to be a joke.
Personalized Ads
- me: you know whats scares me?
- bud: hm ?
- me: You know how you used to see advertisements for diet and penis enlargement pills on the side bar? Pretty much things you will never buy.
- me: Well ive been noticing lately that the ads on the sidebar are personalized. Something is tracking my buying trends. Like the other day i was looking into buying a Nikon DSLR and days later i see deals on the sidebar for Nikon and Cannon Cameras.
- bud: ah, damn that sucks. i get the same thing kinda. I get zappos ads for shoes i was looking at before
- me: yeah wtf, I mean what if you're in the market for a big black dildo? and someone uses your computer and finds out about it?
- bud: hahaha
- me: That could pose a problem.
The Man Without A Name Marathon
The worst thing that could possibly happen to me on a weekend night, happened when I flipped on the TV and saw they were showing The Man Without A Name Marathon. Sounds like a dream right? Wrong! This happened to fall on the same weekend I was supposed to be studying intently for a biology test. But how could I resist A fistful of Dollars, A few Dollars more and The Good, the Bad & the Ugly back to back? impossible..I couldn’t resist.. the temptation was just too much to bear. But how could I remain competent in my studying efforts with this wild distraction? I then tried to justify me watching the marathon all goddamn day and night by asking myself, wouldn’t all the excitement just cause me to remember things better for the test? I’d like to think so.
Eating Out the Healthy Way
Source: PROTHINSPO
Even the best planned diet can come unstuck at a Christmas
party, birthday dinner or barbecue. Often the temptations
are just too great. Yet models have some of the most active
social lives of anyone, so exactly how do they do it and stay
so slim?
It take real discipline, but there are also plenty of tips and
tricks that we use as models. Events like these are not just
for fun, they are a part of the social networking that goes
into a successful modeling career. This page is about how
we manage to diet successfully without compromising a fun
social life.
Restaurant Food
When faced with a delicious menu, its all too easy to let your
stomach do the ordering rather than your brain! Here are
some tips to help you stay on track when eating out in a
restaurant.
• At buffets, pick up the smallest plate you can find.
Whatever size you choose, you will usually feel compelled to
fill it!
• Drink a Diet Coke or a cup of green tea before dinner, both
will help to reduce your appetite. Going to a restaurant
when you’re really hungry is tempting fate.
• Don’t follow the crowd and order a 3 course meal. If you
feel that you have to, try to choose light options like a
consommé, fruit plate or sorbet.
• Order an appetizer instead of a main course - portions
have grown in recent years and you really don’t need more.
• Don’t order anything with sauce. That grilled chicken may
sound light, but not if its drowning in a creamy sauce! In an
Italian restaurant, order the tomato-based sauces rather
than the cream-based ones.
• Order your food steamed, baked, grilled or poached, rather
than fried or deep fried.
• Substitute salad for the fries or potatoes that come with
your meal.
• Watch your salad dressing! Caesar salad can be just as
fattening as a burger.
• If the waiter brings you bread before the meal, send it right
back or you’ll end up full before the meal.
• You don’t need to finish the whole meal. Most restaurants
are happy to provide a doggy bag.
Friday i’m inlove
It’s kind of funny how everyone get’s so happy and hopeful about a Friday approaching soon. What does that say about the structure of our lives when all we seem to live for is the weekends? We work all day with people we don’t care for, doing things we dislike doing and we get home and work some more, and when we are finally done we feel too exhausted to do anything enjoyable. So we just wait it out till the day (Friday) when we don’t have the obligation, even if it’s just for a few days. Americans don’t recognize the pleasure of living and it’s sad.
